You know. The troll face picture someone drew. He’s so proud of making you angry! You’re angry because you’re small and weak. Your anger makes you weak. It makes you lose. Caring about something that you can’t get—respect—makes you bad. Troll face drawing has all the time in the world. Troll face drawing is from North America or Western Europe or Australia. Troll face drawing has a really badass computer that he sort of paid for. You can’t beat troll face drawing, because he doesn’t care! He figured out how not to care. It involves lots of eating and leisure and safety. He likes “lulz”. Lulz pass the time. Troll face drawing is going to own his own business. His relatives will invest in it.

Troll face drawing thinks you’re pretentious for liking things that aren’t RPG strategy guides. Troll face drawing feels really intensely that you shouldn’t steal his jokes. Troll face drawing steals your jokes. He’s going to make them better anyway. Nobody can tell jokes better than troll face drawing. Nobody is allowed to tell jokes but troll face drawing. If you tell a joke that troll face drawing would have told, then troll face drawing is who told it.

Troll face drawing chose to be the way he is. You chose to be the way you are. You will be mocked and tortured until you are more like troll face drawing. Troll face drawing has all the time in the world. Food will probably be delivered to troll face drawing tonight. Troll face drawing has never once thought that he was going to be raped. Troll face drawing is not angry, he’s amused.

Troll face drawing likes saying “nigger”. It feels exciting and fun to say it. Troll face drawing is sure that it feels that way just because you don’t like it. Troll face drawing smiles.