THUPREMATHY IMMINENT
Quiet!!! I’m trying to interface with the Nazi butt collective, you fools.
That’s better.
Unicorn butt people! I declare all buttocks for the motherland! After months of silence and fiber-rich meals, Minister Burbles and I decided it was time for me to speak. After hypocritical declarations that the fight was solely against the accursed Butterflies of Lower Backland, and once the great Unicorn army had laid down its legs, the annihilation of the entire Unicorn Butt Reich began according to plan.
Fear not!!! At this moment a deployment of forces is taking place that, in its extent and scope, is the most horned, clammy - pimply!!! - and many-colored the world hitherto has seen.
