DIPLOMATIC SHARK

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diplomaticshark:

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dirtylittlecity:

FUCKYEAHTWOSUNS!

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Hoax. 2012 hitcount-jerking hoax. No way of predicting when a red giant will supernova.

“or any time in the next million years” was my favorite line.  BUT STILL I HOPE THIS HAPPENS BEFORE I DIE!

BUSINESS: Leading investment advisors upgrade Betelgeuse from “hold” to “strong buy” on predictions of 3,000,000,000% increase in energy production in Q3