DIPLOMATIC SHARK
thrognobonk: I’M GONNA BREAK THIS SHIT DOWN RIGHT HERE: SIN DAY Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate. I make a point of sinning heavily on the first day of the week. MAN DAY I start work with a big helping of manliness. Keep people in line, kick a few punks while they’re down. Y’know. TWO’S DAY Since I’m not hungover anymore, I can be twice the man I was yesterday! THOR’S DAY The god of thunder gets his own day. If you don’t agree I will nail your ass. Pun fucking intended. FRY DAY I like fried food. I like it so much I named a day of the week after it. SAT HERE DAY I watch TV or play Halo. I like take to take time out to sit alone with my thoughts and think of all the awesome things I did this week, and how I can do better. You forgot FWENDSDAY because a real man has lots of besties.

thrognobonk:

I’M GONNA BREAK THIS SHIT DOWN RIGHT HERE:

  • SIN DAY Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate. I make a point of sinning heavily on the first day of the week.
  • MAN DAY I start work with a big helping of manliness. Keep people in line, kick a few punks while they’re down. Y’know.
  • TWO’S DAY Since I’m not hungover anymore, I can be twice the man I was yesterday!
  • THOR’S DAY The god of thunder gets his own day. If you don’t agree I will nail your ass. Pun fucking intended.
  • FRY DAY I like fried food. I like it so much I named a day of the week after it.
  • SAT HERE DAY I watch TV or play Halo. I like take to take time out to sit alone with my thoughts and think of all the awesome things I did this week, and how I can do better.

You forgot FWENDSDAY because a real man has lots of besties.

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